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ek ladke ko aur kya chahiye....ek ladki jo pyaar de......

ek ladki jo uske liye khana banaye...aur pyaar se khilaye......

ek ladki jo uska khayal rakhe....

aur aise kismat ki teeno ladkiyon ko ek doosre se na milaye

7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar
poochta hain .."
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...?"
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain...aur kehtaa
hain

"chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta.... "

life before marriage is
AIRTEL !
you can express your self......


during honeymoon its RELIANCE,
always get in touch.....


after honeymoon its
HUTCH,
wherever you go your wife's network follows.....


after one year its
IDEA,
your wife can change your life.....


after ten years life is
BSNL,

subscriber is not reachable.....!!!

Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu?

gandhi -didnt know whats lie,

musharraf doesnt know whats truth &

lalu doesnt know the difference ..

Difficult to tell that what Loving is like.

Impossible to tell what Missing is like.

May you never Miss whom you Love and....

May whom you Love Miss you always.!.

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in
love with each other and want to get married, but

cannot.

Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.

Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye

raaste".

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya

hai?...........

..........

........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold

Bindaas sone ka,

rapchik sapne dekhne ka,

Bhoot se nahi darne ka,

bole to......aaina nahi dekhne ka.

Why i miss u !!!!
There are three reasons why i miss u.

1. I am not with u.

2. U are not with me.

3. We are not together.

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