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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”......... “Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.”
................Teacher: U idiot! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about you?............ Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! What about you? .......................
............Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?............. Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
......Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match....... .......Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”.... ....phajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”..... .....VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question....... .....He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”...... ......Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place...... ......While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”....... ......The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”..... ......phajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”......
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