khub perhayan sheryhayan ho rehy hyn pir..........cahl pir retty marr aur pass hoty rah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,pyeee ager myre msg ka reply anhe kya na tu pir teri kahir aneh hy ,,,,,,,,,amjh aye na tujy ,,,,,,,,,,,,aur tujy myra pir pata be hy k myn kya kerty hon...........
chal pir mojan mar,...........berger khaya ker aur aur aur aur aur ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,daffa ho ja
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are behna,,mujhe pata he k tumhari nazar kamzor he,or aqal bi,,,lekin me kaya karoon,,buri adaten pathar per alkeer ki jese hoit hen,,ab me jab likhne k mood mein aata hoon to be hisab likhta jata hoon,,kaya karoon,,per chalo,,jab okhli men sar diya to olon se kya dar,,oppss,, ,,,baqi tum jano or sheikh chilli,,,,hum ne bi sohni ko dakhil to karwaya hua he,,,lekin us ne kah diya he k us ne master nahi karna,,balke use,,professor karna he,,is se kam us ka standard nahi he,, ,,,sheikh chilli ko masterni hi mile gi,,,lekin wo wali jo muhalle men commette dalti he or hamesha pehli comette usi ki nikalti he,,,tumhen master sekaya matlab,,tumhare liye to head master ki post khali he behna,,tum head master hi lagna,,parh likh kar,, ,,chalo,,head mistress lag jana,,hamne is men bhi koi etraaz nahi,,,,wese bhi double MA to kar hi rahi ho,,,pata nahi tumhen double ma men admission kis be waqoof ne de diya,,tum to abih single matrik karne ka shaoor rakhti ho,,,,eik eik baat tumhen hazar dafa samjhani parti he,, ,,,me ne direct masterni nahi ki,,,us ne mujhe indirect kar k kar liya,,,,warna meri soch to sitaron se age waale jahan tak thi,,,naib qasid se kam wali post to mujhe sochna bhi gawara nahi,,,lekin kher,,jo naseeb ka likha tha,,mil gaya,,,agle janam men me naib qasida hi se affare karoon ga,,,,kaya thaat hote hen us k,,kaya shan hoti he,,,,,wah,,kaya baat he,,sara din,,idher ki baat udher or udher ki baat,,thora sa or udher phelati rehti he,,har cmpany ki naak,kaan ,,gala or aankh yahi to hoti he,,phaphe kutni hoti he poori,,,,,andar ki khabar,,andar bad men,,,pehle bahir is ko hi jati he,,,sahib log is ki jaib men hote hen,,or us ki jaib,,aksar is ki purs men hoti he,,,purse ka wasah nahi khati,,,use har waqt ladle bache ki tara sath sath latkae phirti rehti he,,umro ayyar ki zanbeel ki tara,,jo kuch bih kisi ka idher udher bikhra para nazar aae,,wo zanbeel ki zeenat ho jata he,,,,kam tankhwa men hoti he per sahib logon se acha khati or uniform bhi pehnti he,,muthi garam karwane ki adat hoti he is ko,,wese to is kaam hota he k sahib ka pegham kisi or tak le jae,,lekin aaj kal is ki mutthi garam kiya bna,,,sahib tak pegham pehchana bhi joe sheer lane se kam nahi,,,shreef admi k liye sahib hamesha meeting men hote hen or pese walon k liye sahib ka rawi chain hi chain likh raha hota he,,,,mere naqas khayal k mutabiq naib qaida,,har company k sayao or safaid ki malkin hoti he,to esa sone ki kaam jesa rishta,,,,,mujhe mil jata to mere kan hamesha,,,usi ki taraf lage rehte,,,lekin kher,,,jo mil gaya use yaad rakh,,jo nahi mila,,use yaad kar k aahen bhar,,,yahi dastoor e zindgi he,,,,,,,,oyyyyy,,phir se lamba ho gaya na message,,dekh lo,,bri adten,,,kab jaen gi mer,,kab bara hona ga me,,chalo,,koi ga nahi,,,tum ise computer ki nazar se nahi read karna,,,apni nazar se kar lena,,, ,, baqi,,,patli gali ka jaha tak talluq he,,ab wahan ghore bhi bandhe jaa rahe hen,,to ese halat men safai to na mumkin he,,,ghoron ka kaya etbaar hota he,,waqt ba waqt unhen qazae hajat hoti rehti he,,or fitrat ki pukar ka jawab dene k liye unhen ko munasib jaga k ehtemam karne ki bih naih soojhti,,,so,,,tum jharoo le kar ab,,parshaad,ka dher hi saaf karti rehna behna,,or shekh sahibb ko khayali palao ki jaga usi parshad se bhoojhan kar diya karna,,tabiat khush ho jae gi un ki eeman se,, ,,, bai,,banana waghera ka jo aap ne zikar kiya,,us per tabsara arrai karne ki kawish agar me ne abih kii to ye message kartekarte tumhari computer ki kaya,,dor or qareeb ki dono nazreen,,tumhen lag jaen gi,,,wo kisi or din,,,chalo,apna khayal rakhna,,or duaon mem yaad rkahna,,allah hafiz,,
khub perhayan sheryhayan ho rehy hyn pir..........cahl pir retty marr aur pass hoty rah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,pyeee ager myre msg ka reply anhe kya na tu pir teri kahir aneh hy ,,,,,,,,,amjh aye na tujy ,,,,,,,,,,,,aur tujy myra pir pata be hy k myn kya kerty hon...........
chal pir mojan mar,...........berger khaya ker aur aur aur aur aur ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,daffa ho ja
hahaha,,,asma,,tum ne to meri jaan hi nikal di thi,,me to pehle is comment ki tawalat dekh kar hathyaar phenne ka soch raha tha,,mujhe laga k tum baton men jeetna zara namumkin hi he,,lekin phir socha k ab larka zaat ki naaak to nahi katwani na,,lehaza dil ko thora sa bara kiya or comment jese tese kar k read kar hi liya,,lekin ab reply karne se pehle me thora sa sans le loon,,eik minut thehar jao,, ,,,
humm,,mujhe shak to guzra tha,,jab chill,i sahib ne dastar e fazeelat meri bajae tumhare sar per rakhi thi,,mujhe laga tha k meri hi aasteen men sanp pal rahe the,,lekin phir me ne socha k chalo,,shekh chilli ne jab chili chaba kar asma ko sajjada nasheen muntakhib kar hi liya he to,,hamen bhi ala zarfi ka muzahira karte hue tah e dil se mubarak baad deni chiaye asma ko,,esi fazzol si gaddi per barajmaan hone k liye,,,taras bhi aaya,,ye soch kar k ab bechari sara din khayalon k mehal banti rahe gi or us men sapnon ka jahan abad kati rahe gi,,or is ki jaga imtehan men sheikh chilli sahibko hi bethna pare ga,,msc pass karne k liye,,or shekh chilli ka sabia cadmic record yahi kehta he k unhen hamesha 100 marks k paper men se eik hi marka mila karta tha,or wo bi ,safai ka,,,,,,,ku k mosoof kaafi rasikh ul aqeeda sabit hue hen ,,safai nisf eeman he,,esa sun rakha tha,,or bila kam o kaast,,use har shohba hay zindgi men istemal bhi kar jate the,,,,,lekin un ki isi adat ki waja se abhi tak,,aadha eeman liye ghoom rahe hen,,ku k baqi ka aadha eeman unhen poora karne k liye fursat is liye nahi mili k ahbi tak un se mukammal safai nahi ki gai,,bechare eik din eik gali men jharo jhankaar karte hen,,agle din subah waheen pe dobara se koore kirkat ka dher laga hua hota he,,so,,unhon ne jis safai ki takmeel ka hawai qila banaya tha,,wo hanooz paya takmeel tak nahi pohncha,,,,,ab aap bi usi k naqshe qadam per chalte hue,,saath wali gali,,jise k urf e aam men patli gali kaha jata he,,us men safai karne ka bera ithaen gi,,or isi tara aap ki zindgi bi patli gali men baseera karte guzar jae gi, yahi soch kar hum ne is gaadi per teen haraf bhejhe,,or appne ehtejaj k haq se dasbardar hote hue,,kaheen or apne sseng samane ka irada kiya,,,,,,
nahi ji,,,aap apni dastar e fazeelat,,usi 400 gaz k saath hi rkahen,,,jis kadar aap mujhe dena chah rahi hen,,us se to eik roomal bi nahi banta,,k chalo agar roomal ban jata to,,,shadi wale din,,mere sharmane ki acting men mera madad gar sabat ho sakta tha,,,
han han,,tum to jim walon ka ehsan man d to ho gi na,,,tumhen is nacheez se kaya hamdardi ho sakti he,,jo k unhen pese bi deta he,,or apna passena bhi,,, ,,,zamane bhar men mujh se ehmaq or kon ho ga,,,ghar aa kar khata hoon,,phir wahan ja kar sab uch burn kar k wapas aa jata hoon,or phir khane lag jata hoon,,,,khud hi andaza lagai,,k me jim ja kar sara sar khasare men jaa raha hoon,ku k wahan pe sirf loose hi kar raha hoon,,pese bi or weight bhi,, ,,are charbi nahi charhe gi mujh per,,,han me ghore per zaroor charhoon ga,,, ,,,
are behna,,ghar ki murghi daal barbar hi hoti he,,ku k aaj kal dal or mughi ka suna he rate barabar hi chal raha he,,,to jab ek cheez,,tol or mol men eik jesi ho to use barabar hi samjha jana chiaye,,,,or wese bi me to har kisam k imtiaz k khilaaf hoon,,me sirf ghar ki murghi ko daal k barabar nahi samajhta,,balke ghar ki daal ko bih murghi k barabar hi samajhta hoon,,lekin awwal ulzikar men jab murghi banaane ki kawish me ne ki ho or moakhar ul zikar men jab dal aap ki bhaabhi k haath ki bani hui ho,, ,,,,chalo,,behna,,tumhen jab moqa mile ye phool wale topic per meri ache se kit laga lena,,,,,,is topic per mujhe lagta he k me tum se haa jaoon ga,,ku k tumhar baat men utna hi wazan he,,jitna k tumhara apna he,,, ,,,yani k acha khasa wazan he,, ,,,chalo,,apna khayal rkahna,,,wese,,yaad aaya,,abhi tumhare eik message ka ans me ne likh kar save kiya hua he,,ekin,,wo kabi fursat se send kar doon ga,,,,by by,,,
kaya karoon asma,,dimagh ka bulb fuse ho na to kaya ho,,kitni dafa salah ki he k UPS sytemm lagwa loon,,dimagh men,,ta ke ye jo bar bar ki load shedding se dimagh ki batti aksar gul rehti he,,,wo charge shuda tawa naai k saath kaam karti rahe,,lekin ,,susti or kahili ka world record bi karne ka tahayya me ne kar rakha he na,,,wese bi china markeet jane se dar lagta he ,,wahan pe har cheez do number or mehngi he,,or kharabi ki soorat men wapsi k koi gunjaih nahi,,,so ye sochte hi starter phir se gul ho jata he,,,,lekin ab suna he k tees maar khan markeet men sab kuch arzan nirhon per dastayab he,,,,balke 2 in 1 offer ka dor dora he,,baen paon ki eik jurab lo,to daen paon ki saath men usi qeemat men free de dete hen,, ,,,,,
nahi nahi,,,,wo bilkul kheriat se he,,,use to allah ka karam he k kharash tak nahi aai,,lekin mera bih zati or naqas khayal yahi he k mosoof us waqt jagti aankhon se meherban saya dar zulfon k khawab dekhne men mehw the,,,warna is kisam ka accident hone ka koi tuk nahi banta,,yani k agar tukke se bhi karna chaho to wo nahi hota,,me to khud lagta he k tehni pe kisi shajar k bethe bulbul k jesa udas hoon,,ab mujhe beech men latakne ka ki khas shok to nahi he na,,,lekin jab tak merabera paar nahi ho jata kisi or ki nao tak ko pani men utarne me nahi doon ga,, ,,so tum chechron ko to choro,,,dhoodh tak peene k khawab bhool jao,,,wese is baar,,andar ki reprt mili he k janwari ka farwari tak,,,mera qissa tamam kar diya jaega,,, ,,,
are ande ka soup to pila doon use per ye to bataya hi nahi k konse ande ka,,uble hue ka ya na uble hue ka, ,,or phir ye bi to nahi bataya,,,k,,ande cheel ka us ka soup banaana he ya phir chilke samet,,kahete hen k sari proteenz chilke men hi paai jati hen,, ,,,or phir ye bi to nahi bataya k anda murghi ka ho ya,,,phir us sher ka jis k bare men kh jata he k wo,,jungle ka badshah he,,ande de ya bache,,us ki marzi,,,,,ye kya baat hui behna,,tum to ki baat bhi clear nahi karti ho,,,,ab mujh jese na samajh insan ko kay amajh k oont ki konsi kal seedhi,,, ,,,me to bas kal hi dkehta eh jata hoon or oont jonsi marzi karwat chahe beth jata he,,,,or wo bih us pahaar k neeche jis k neeche ane se pehle wo khud ko sab se bara samajh raha hota he,,,banda pooche k nalaiq,,tere jo mun men zeera nahi he,,to pahar se takkar lene ka shoq tujhe ku kar chura gaya,,,,,, ,,,kher,,wo be chara bi kaya kare,,,oont jo hua,,gadhe hota to aqal bih hoti us men,,or seeng bhi,,, ,,
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,,,baqi tum jano or sheikh chilli,,,,hum ne bi sohni ko dakhil to karwaya hua he,,,lekin us ne kah diya he k us ne master nahi karna,,balke use,,professor karna he,,is se kam us ka standard nahi he,,
,,chalo,,head mistress lag jana,,hamne is men bhi koi etraaz nahi,,,,wese bhi double MA to kar hi rahi ho,,,pata nahi tumhen double ma men admission kis be waqoof ne de diya,,tum to abih single matrik karne ka shaoor rakhti ho,,,,eik eik baat tumhen hazar dafa samjhani parti he,,
,,,me ne direct masterni nahi ki,,,us ne mujhe indirect kar k kar liya,,,,warna meri soch to sitaron se age waale jahan tak thi,,,naib qasid se kam wali post to mujhe sochna bhi gawara nahi,,,lekin kher,,jo naseeb ka likha tha,,mil gaya,,,agle janam men me naib qasida hi se affare karoon ga,,,,kaya thaat hote hen us k,,kaya shan hoti he,,,,,wah,,kaya baat he,,sara din,,idher ki baat udher or udher ki baat,,thora sa or udher phelati rehti he,,har cmpany ki naak,kaan ,,gala or aankh yahi to hoti he,,phaphe kutni hoti he poori,,,,,andar ki khabar,,andar bad men,,,pehle bahir is ko hi jati he,,,sahib log is ki jaib men hote hen,,or us ki jaib,,aksar is ki purs men hoti he,,,purse ka wasah nahi khati,,,use har waqt ladle bache ki tara sath sath latkae phirti rehti he,,umro ayyar ki zanbeel ki tara,,jo kuch bih kisi ka idher udher bikhra para nazar aae,,wo zanbeel ki zeenat ho jata he,,,,kam tankhwa men hoti he per sahib logon se acha khati or uniform bhi pehnti he,,muthi garam karwane ki adat hoti he is ko,,wese to is kaam hota he k sahib ka pegham kisi or tak le jae,,lekin aaj kal is ki mutthi garam kiya bna,,,sahib tak pegham pehchana bhi joe sheer lane se kam nahi,,,shreef admi k liye sahib hamesha meeting men hote hen or pese walon k liye sahib ka rawi chain hi chain likh raha hota he,,,,mere naqas khayal k mutabiq naib qaida,,har company k sayao or safaid ki malkin hoti he,to esa sone ki kaam jesa rishta,,,,,mujhe mil jata to mere kan hamesha,,,usi ki taraf lage rehte,,,lekin kher,,,jo mil gaya use yaad rakh,,jo nahi mila,,use yaad kar k aahen bhar,,,yahi dastoor e zindgi he,,,,,,,,oyyyyy,,phir se lamba ho gaya na message,,dekh lo,,bri adten,,,kab jaen gi mer,,kab bara hona ga me,,chalo,,koi ga nahi,,,tum ise computer ki nazar se nahi read karna,,,apni nazar se kar lena,,,
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,,,kher,,wo be chara bi kaya kare,,,oont jo hua,,gadhe hota to aqal bih hoti us men,,or seeng bhi,,,