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Khoya Khoya Chand aaj shab jo chaand ne hai roothane ki thaan li gardishon mein hai sitaare baat hamane maan li andheri syaah jindagi ko sujhati nahi gali ke aaj haath thaamlo ik haath ki kami khali kyun khoye khoye chaand ki firaaq mein talaash mein udaas hai dil kyun apane aap se khafa khafa jara jaraasa naaraaj hai dil yeh manjilein bhi khudahi tay kare, yeh faasalein bhi khudhi tay kare kyu toh rasto pe phir seham seham sanbhal sanbhal ke chalta hai ye dil kyun khoye khoye chaand ki firaaq mein talaash mein udaas hai dil jindagi sawaalon ke jawaab dhudnein chali jawaab mein sawaalon ki ik lambi si ladi mili sawaal hi sawaal hain sujhti nahi gali ke aaj haath thaamlo ik haath ki kami ?khali ji mein aata hai murda sitaare noch loon idhar bhi noch loon, udhar bhi noch loon ek do ka jikr kya (main saare noch loon - 2) (idhar bhi noch loon, udhar bhi noch loon sitaare noch loon main saare noch loon) - 2 kyun tu aaj itna vaishi hai, mijaaj mein majaaj hai ai gam-e-dil kyun apane aap se khafa khafa jara jaraasa naaraaj hai dil yeh manjilein bhi khudahi tay kare, yeh faasalein bhi khudhi tay kare kyu toh rasto pe phir seham seham sanbhal sanbhal ke chalta hai ye dil kyun khoye khoye chaand ki firaaq mein talaash mein udaas hai dil dil ko samajhaana keh do kya aasaan hai dil ko fitrat se sunlo na beimaan hai yeh khush nahi jo mila, bas maangata hi hai chala jaanata hai har lagi ka dard hi hai bas ik sila (jab kabhi yeh dil laga dard hi hamein mila dil ki har lagi ka sunlo dard hi hai ik sila) - 2 kyun naye naye se dard ki firaaq mein talaash mein udaas hai dil (kyun apane aap se khafa khafa jara jaraasa naaraaj hai dil yeh manjilein bhi khudahi tay kare, yeh faasalein bhi khudhi tay kare kyu toh rasto pe phir seham seham sanbhal sanbhal ke chalta hai ye dil kyun khoye khoye chaand ki firaaq mein talaash mein udaas hai dil)

KABHI THAY GALT KABHI THAY SAHI HUM.. THI MANZIL WOHI RASTEY THAY ALAG.. IK LAMHA MILA THA IQRAR KA.. USI LAMHA WOH ROUTHA ZALIM BAWAFA..

Jutt hovey tai psyco na hovey goli mar dou.. butt hovey tai sohna na hovey goli mar dou.. sheikh hovey tai kanjoos na hovey goli mar dou.. khan hovey tai aqal hovey goli mar dou.. shah hovey tai jhootha na hovey goli mar dou.. rajpout hovey tai matlabi na hovey goli mar dou.. choudry hovey tai chakri na hovey goli mar dou.. MALIK HOVEY TAI JAISA V HOVEY GOLI MAR DOU............

ik cooking contest mein sardar jee hisa laitey hain... judges aa kar dailkhtey hain sab cook kuch paka rahey hotay hai sardar jee hali bartan mein hath challa rahey hotay hai.. judge pouchtey hai sardar jee kya bana rahey hou sardar jee replied "phudoo"

Mein tumhary liye sab kuch karta................ mager mujhy kaam tha mein tumhary liye doob kar marta..... ........... magar mujhy Zukaam tha

Har Karz dosti ka kon ada karega, jab hum na rahe tu dosti kon karega, Aye Khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna warna meri Shadi pe dance kon karega

main us ko boloon kasi batein kartay ho surat tu surat hai wo name bhi pyara lagta hai

NA TUM JANO NA HUM... kyon chalti hai pawan... because of evaporation kyon jhoome hai gagan... because of earth's revolution kyon machalta hai mann... because of excessive respiration na tum janno na hum... but i just gave all the answers kyon aati hai bahaar... because of change in season kyon lutata hai karaar... becuase of mental tension kyon hota hai pyaar... because of fatal attraction na tum janno na hum... like i said these are all science phenomena kyon gum hai har disha... because u have lost the sense of direction kyon hota hai nasha... because of drug addiction

Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors cant be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybodys surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Sultan Rahi! 2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He shoots the bullet & throws the knife at the middle gangster towards the bullet. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang! the gangster dies.

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