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Chemical Analysis About Women
Posted On 12/01/2008 08:23:30 by The-King-Maker
Element: Woman**** Symbol: WO*** Discoverer: Adam*************** Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160 lbs.***************** Occurence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.*************** ********************************************** Physical Properties:************** 1) Surface usually covered in a painted film.*** 2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.*** 3) Melts if given proper treatment.**** 4) Bitter if used incorrectly.*** 5) Found in various states.*** **************************** Chemical Properties:*** 1) Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and other precious metals.*** 2) Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances.*** 3) Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.********************* Uses:**** 1) Highly ornamental especially in sports cars.**** 2) Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man.**** ********************************* Tests:*** 1) Pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state.*** 2) Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.**** ************************************ Caution:**** 1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.**** 2) Illegal to possess more than one except in certain areas***

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