Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa card. ------------------ One should love animals. They are so tasty. -------------------- Save water. Shower with your friend. ------------------ Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. ----------------------- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ---------------------- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. --------------------------- Wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. ---------------------------- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ------------------------------- Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ------------------------------- Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ---------------------------------- A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject ---------------------------------- Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children -------------------------------- Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep ------------------------------------- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning ----------------------------------- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what ? Who's in a hurry ? --------------------------------- "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ---------------------------------- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ------------------------------- When two's company, Three's the result ! -------------------------------- A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view --------------------------------------------------- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.????????????

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