08/20/2008 07:19:49

han yaar ,,me ne full size men hi dekhi thi ye pic,,,masha allah bohat payari hen ,,,meri bhi ek niece he wo bhi in jesi hi payari he,,,inhen dekh kar mujhe wo yaad aa gai,,abhi us ki diplay pic lagata hoon,,,tum bhi full size men dekh lena,hehe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tum or mujhe per andha etmaad,,,hehe,,dekh lo,,phir tum to mujhe per etmaad kar sakti ho na lkein me kabhi naih chookta,,ku kehte hen k nadaan dost se dana dushman acha,,,,wo ek bandar tha na,,mujh jese ek ameer admi ka dost,,to jab wi aadmi so raha tha to ek makhi us k naak per beth rahi thi,,bandar ne dosti nibhaai or makhi ko urane k liye aadmi ki naak hi kaat daali,,,jab se me ne ye waqea parha he,,me khud ko wohi ameeer admi samjh raha hoon or tumhen apna dost,,,,or har waqt mushtri hoshyaar baash rehta hoon,,,,,
wa wa sofi ji wa wa,,,kaya baat he tumhaari,,yani k doddh ka jala chach bhi phook phoonk kar peeta he,,,ab tum ne achi khasi rasi ki jaga saanp bechare men bal daal diye,,,ek to use jalaya bhi or phir us k bal nikalne beth gai,,,itna dar gai ho sanp se kl har muhawre en khud ko hi fit karne lagi ho,,,ab khud apne aap se itna bhi kaya darna,,,

08/19/2008 16:44:28

us shahed ki makhi ko main ne hospital admit kerwa diya tha or bach bi gai thi ,,,,or end per us ko main ne warning bhi di thi ke her insaan goshi or her goshi insaan nahi ho sakta is liye nextime jab bhi kissi ko katoo to pehley pooch lo ke katney ke baad hospital tum ko jana parey ga ya mujhey ,,, ,,,,,
bathroom hi aik wahid jaga hai jahaan janey ,khaney ,ganey or nahaney ka apna hi maza hota hai ,,,,,,,,

08/19/2008 16:38:54

oyy,,kitne payare bache hen.. ek to wohi bachi he jis ki foto tum ne pehle bhi laga rakhi thi he na ?.tumhara bachpan to esa kabhi nah raha ho ga,,,,tum to khoob laraki hua karti ho gi na,,,kabhi kisi k baal noch liye,,kabhi kisi k choclates cheen liye,,,,or bad men ro ro kar ye sabat karne ki koshish ki ho gi wo bechari tum se choclate cheenna chahti thi,,,,,rotloo kaheen ki,, ,,,acha ab sulah karne k liye tayyar ho gai,, shukar he,,bala tali,,,oyy,,ye bala tumhen nahi keh raha hoon,,ye to moat ko keh raha tha me,,,,tum to ab dost ho gai ho na,,, lekin mujhe phir bhi tum per yaqeen nahi aa raha he,,,tumhari wo saanp or us bechare aadmi waali misal parh kay ab mera khayal he k mujhe tum se mohtaat rehna chiaye,,,,chalo mujhe to jo dasa tum ne wo to me shaid bhool hi jaaonn to jo tumhari dum me ne kaati wo mujhe nahi lagta k tum kabhi bhhool paao gi,,,hehe,, ab esa na ho k me aasteen men saanp palta rahoon,,,,or tumhen doodh pilata rahoo or tum moqa paa kar phir se mujhe kaat lo,,,or ab ki baar to tumhari dum bhi nahi hogi jise me kaat loon,,,,lagta he ab mujhe apne paas laathi rakhni chiaye ,,ta ke jese hi tum mujhe kaato ,,me tumhen laathi se maroon,,,ku k sayane kehte hen k saanp ko agar laathi se mara jae to saanp bhi mar jata he or laathi bhi nahi tooti,,,take light,,,ok,

08/18/2008 06:55:55

haan waaqi aapki nanhi si jaan aor itne saray kaam..... ab kaam to mein aapke kahtam nahi karsakta aor rahi jaan to wo mein nikaal sakta hon,

b happy with nanhi si jaan & keep smiling tc AH

08/16/2008 18:37:04

tum khla deena bird flu wali murghi ,,,,mujhey kuch asar nahi honey wala ,,,,,main to khud kaffi had tak zahreela insaan hooon ,,,,pata hai mujhey aik baar shahed ki makhi ne dang mara tha or behosh ho ker gir gai thi ,,,,,,,,or agar tumhari kissi murghi ko bird flu hai to us ko vicks le ker do ,,,,, ,,,,,
haan washrooom nmain khana khaney se sehat banti hai ,,,tum bhi khaya karo

08/16/2008 15:02:30

haan utar gaya,,,udher 14 august guzri udher me ne bhi azadi ka toq utar pheka or phir se ghulami ki ghulam gardishon men bhatakne k liye kamar kas li,,,,wese larkion ki kitni moj hoti he na,,,un ki to kamar hi nahi hoti,,,na kasni parti he,,
humm,,,yar esa karo,,,aaj jab pakistan or india men,,peoplez party or nawaz shreef men dosti ho rai he,,ku na hum log bhi jarhiat or mahaz aarai ka rasta chor kar mazakraat ka aman pasandi ka rasta ekhtiar kare,,,,,,,agar tum kaho to me apne mazakraai numainde ko bhejhne k liye tayyar hoon,,or agar chaho to aman jirga bhi bulane ko tayyar hoon,,,,ku k apas ki bahmi shakar ranji ko bhula kar chalo phir se dosti kar len,,wo parween shakir ne bhi kaha tha,,k sare gile shikwe kal per chor do,,chalo aaj dosti kar len,,to tum bhi us ki baat per amal karo na,,,,ku meri jaan lene per tuli hui he,,zahiri baat he k tum mere darwaze per beth kar pakore or samose khao gi to me andar beth kar raal tapkata rahoon ga,,,ji to mera bhi chahe ga k me bhi apna hissa wasool karoon,,or bahir aate hi tum pakore chor kar mujh per hath saaf karo gi,,esi soorat men koi bech ka rasta apnaana hi behter rahe ga,,,,,,,ab aage jese tumhari marzi,,me hathyaar dalne ko tayyar hoon,,,

08/15/2008 15:34:44

itna dard naak ho ga meri mot ka tamaasha,,mujhe to dekh balke parh kar hi ghashi taari ho gai he,,,kitni sangdil hoti hen ye billian,,,balke billi bechari bhi itni sangdil nahi ho gi,,,jitni sofi he,,,toba ya allah,, ,,,ab to andar bhook se maroon ga lekin teri behoshi waali chees nahi hani mujhe,,,wese bhi ramzaan ka maheena aa raha he,,allah allah karoon ga,,,din raat,,,roze rakhoon ga,,,namak se aftaari kar loon ga ,lekin ter chees nahi khaoon ga,,,jaan he to jahan he,,,,,,wese yaar kan se kese chane chabao gi,,hehe,,mahawre ka satya naas kar dya tum ne,,,

08/14/2008 14:46:46

jonab aap ko bhi both both Mumbarak.
be happy and keep smiling.

SOFi_MiRZA wrote: ~*~*~* 14 AUGUST MUBARAK Ho ~*~**

08/14/2008 10:24:43

haen,,,tum to waqei men frishta e ajal sabat karne ki koshish kar rahi ho khud ko,,,bakhsho b billi,,chooha landhora hi bhala,,, tum jo ji chahe kar lo,,,me apne bill se bahir hi nahi aaon ga,,,,waheen bethe bethe saari umar guzar doon ga,,aakhir kabhi to tumhare daant khatte hon ge hi na,,,,jab budhi ho jao gi to naqli dant laga kar aana,,,tb men tumhen nako chane chabwaoon ga ku k danton se to chaba nah paao gi,, allah bachae esi billi se,,chacha ghalib bhi billion ki waja se lakhnao se hijrat kar k dilli k balli maran muhalla men ja base the,,,
han eo baqi 899 doton ne mujhe alam e baa se sms kiya tha ,,kehne laga zara bhi reham nahi aaya tumhen un per,,,zulm ki nai dastan raqam kar ga ho tum,,ab tum chahe tto nahao,poto phalo,,tumhen haj per jane ki zaroorat nahi he,,,ku k hajion ka haj qabool,,ek ka na qabool,,,mera dawa he k wo ek tum hi ho gi,,,,or wese bhi aaj kal jitna kharch aa raha he haj akhrajat ki mad men ,,behter yahi he k ghar men beth kar allah allah karo,,,,,qabool karne wala yaheen pe bhi qabool kar lega,,,,,

08/13/2008 11:55:05

cheeez bhi wo halaal kerney ki baat ker rahi hoo jo pakistan main sab se sasti hai namak ,,,,kanjooos ,,,,,,,,,,or wo bhi hamareey dor e hakoomat main ,,,,,,gustaaakh ,,,,,jao jao koi bakra ya gaee bheeens halaal karo wo na miley to koi murghi pakar ker halaal karo,,,,,,,,

zara khiyaal rakhna kaheeen sanam hi tum ko na le dobey ,,,21 saddi hai kuch kaha nahi ja sakta kon zindagi main aye or kab app khud ko doobta huwa paoo,,,,,, ,,,
arey wah jan ker khushi huwi ke tum ko baverchi khana or ghusal khana main farak malooom hai ,,,,mujhey abhi tak malooom nahi ho saka ,,,main to aksar ghalti se khana ghusalkhaney main baith ker kha leeta hooon or nahaney ke liye kitchen main ghus jata hooon ,,,